Buzz off,Cheapo!!!

Scene 1:

Artists:Ravi Kiran,Some guy in a brown shirt

Place of Action:Fabindia,Besant nagar

Time:2:30 PM

(Ravi kiran is browsing through some shirts which might impress his imaginary girlfriend)

Some guy in brown shirt:Could you tell me where i could find kurthas..

Ravikiran:Oh...I dont work here..im a customer...

(Both smile sheepishly and walk away)

Scene 2:

Artists:Ravikiran,Some guy in a brown shirt

Place of Action:Globus,T.Nagar

Time:5:30

(Ravikiran is sifting through some lingerie for his imaginary girlfriend and this time he is holding his all new Nokia mobile and working with it)

Some guy in a brown shirt:Excuse me,Where is the Ladies salwar section?

Ravikiran(Turns and proudly flaunts his mobile):Why do u think i would know that?

SGBS:Oh..dont u work here,im sorry...

Ravikiran:Hey..Wait a minute...

(but before he can ask him anything he gets lost in the crowd)

Back home after a long shopping spree in which he buys a brown coloured vest,he thinks...What was common between the two scenes above

NO IT WASN'T THE GUY IN A BROWN SHIRT!!!!

It was the fact that people thought i was an "attender" at the respective shops.Now,What is so fundamentally cheap about me???I start an intensive introspection...My hair-Its a lil rugged alright but there is nothing unkempt abt it that smacks of stupidity or cheapness..in fact i(alone) think there is something elegant abt my hair,raising hairline notwithstanding.
My dressing sense-Okay,I like to experiment with colours and not exactly a fan of big labels,but that doesn't mean my dresses are ersatz.So what if i wear Orange coloured jeans,i atleast draw attention.My Mobile-Nokia does not produce Eau-de-cologne,it produces perfume of the highest order.

So to sum up,(Huh?),there is nothing "CHEAP" about me.Its only that i was having a bad day and on that particular day things got a little out of hand..That is all.

Boy!!What a waste of cyberspace this post is!!!They sure are right in banning blogs..such an insult to one's intelligence.

Anyway,
bye for now,
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